Jingles: i envy youyou can do laundry sluttily me: “oops… my bra just fell into the washing machine!” Jingles: yeslet me lean over itenjoy the vibration for a bit me: nothin’ like a good spin cycle to satisfy a lady.
I have a friend named Jingles (seriously). Sometimes, we talk on the Interwebs. me: also, i was thinking of visiting your office sometime this week.and bringing high-end vodka. Jingles: oh boy.that wont end well…last wednesday we went for a quick office happy hourended up getting lap dances at a strip clubwe like to escalate things is my point me: oh mani need to get my ass across the bay and hang out with.. Read More