Me: would you judge me if i started eating roadkill?
Jingles: dude what
why would do that…
Me: it’s just an idea
Me: get some good fresh meat for free
Jingles: that’s not a thing you need to do, right?
there are ways to obtain food
Me: well, yesbut what are the objections to eating roadkill?how would it be different than eating hunted meat?i mean, i would use caution in roadkill selection
Jingles: why not just huntwhy find gross, post collision animalsof random species
Me: hunting takes to much efforteating roadkill is the lazy man’s hunting.
Jingles: well i’m pretty sure getting a 6 pack of chicken breasts from TJ’s is the lazy man’s hunting